True to the tongue-in-cheek nature of the Saints Row series, Volition announces the Saints Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition, a one-off version of the upcoming Saints Row game with a one million dollar price tag. Here's word on the contents if you decide to whip out the black card for this:

Deep Silver today unveils a very special edition of Saints Row IV. The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition aka The Million Dollar Pack will contain a selection of very Presidential items and activities for the ultimate Saints Row experience.

One Saints Row fan will be able to purchase this limited edition package which contains:

• Saints Row IV : Commander in Chief Edition
• A full sized replica Dubstep Gun
• A full day of spy training
• A trip to space with Virgin Galactic
• One year’s membership of E25 Super Car Club and a Lamborghini Gallardo to make it worthwhile
• Plastic Surgery of the purchaser’s choice
• A shopping spree with a personal shopper to create the ultimate Planet Saints capsule wardrobe
• 7 nights for two at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington
• Hostage rescue experience
• A brand new Toyota Prius and insurance to give something back to the environment
• 7 nights stay in the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-al-arab with flights for two

The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition is available for pre-order through Game now http://bit.ly/SRWADWAD, and will be delivered to the purchaser in a truly Presidential style.