Just took possession of a new meat tenderizing mallet as a new addition to Manstovia, so I will no longer have to abuse the bottom of a skillet for such chores. The unfortunate side effect is that I keep making jokes about pounding my meat. Happy Whacking Day! I'm sooooooo mature.

Mature Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Alien Anarchy.
Links:	The Onion's Online Banking Security Guide. Thanks The Flying Penguin.
Science:	“Vaccine” against heroin keeps it out of the brain. Plants 'talk' to plants to help them grow.
Images:	Nerd King Stabs Link and Steals Zelda Away. Annotations make everything better. Thanks nin.
Media:	Comedy boy-band extols virtues of indie games. NSFW (and awesome). Better Names for Things. This Video Of One Half-Second Of High Frequency Trading Is Insane, Terrifying. Let Go of My Stick.
Follow-Up:	I have some happy news - The Oatmeal. Tesla museum saved. Thanks nin.
The Funnies:	Dilbert. Brevity.