I make no secret, or some would say not nearly enough of a secret, of my affection for professional tackle football, so today is a very exciting day for me with the annual NFL draft kicking off tonight. It's hard to argue that geeking out over the draft isn't even dorkier than following the sport during the season, so to avoid further embarrassment I will refrain from trying to put into words exactly how amped I am for this.

Geeked Out Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Max Damage 3.
Stories:	Walmart Sneaks "Man of Steel" Early. Original 'Star Trek' Galileo Shuttlecraft Restored by Loving Fans. Thanks Jeffrey. Obama warns daughters on 'family tattoo'. Sounds like a dare to me.
Science:	H7N9 bird flu still spreading in China, worrying WHO. Consciousness After Death: Strange Tales From the Frontiers of Resuscitation Medicine. Thanks nin. 14-Year-Old Burger Doesn't Rot- Food is 'Fairly Dry' When Made, Says McDonald's. Thanks j.c.f.
Images:	Gotham's villains reimagined as 1920s mugshots. Thanks slipmat via Laughing Squid. Unintentionally Funny Picture of the Day.
Media:	The Steven Seagal Show. How common are your physical traits? Only rare one I have is the dimples. DOG GOES CRAZY when Soldier comes HOME. Thanks reddit.
The Funnies:	Twaggies.