I'm a little sore, as I am in the midst of an ongoing project of pulling giant tendrils of vine from the foliage in our back yard (I've been trying to come up with a name for it, I think I've settled on Cthulhu). We've been fighting what we've been calling a porcelain vine (not sure if that's accurate) since we've been here, but never with enough vigor to get to the bottom of things, ultimately leaving us with more vine than we started with as we swam against the tide. Recently I've been doing my best to get to the root of the problem, which is a nightmare, as it has major root structures in several different spots which require a lot of digging. I can't even guess how long the vines I've pulled would measure if they were laid end-to-end, but it would surely be startling.

Cthulhu Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Wonder Rocket.
Links:	The 50 Harshest Roger Ebert Movie Review Quotes.
Stories:	New Rumors Are Swirlin' Around The Office: Do You Truly Believe Steve Carell *Won't* Be Back? 'Iron Man 3' to Become First Film to Play in 4DX Format in Japan. Thanks HARDOCP. Oklahoma teen missing in remote Ore. terrain. Inspired by the guy who died doing this.
Media:	Super Mario Busters 2. Street Fighter 2 - Guile's Theme (A Capella). Tracy McGrady 13 Points in 33 Seconds. Old but still amazing. Thanks reddit.
The Funnies:	Whomp! - Dark Matters. Thanks JDreyer.
Follow-up:	New ‘Star Wars’ Films Will Open Every Summer Starting in 2015. Thanks nin via Kotaku.