Okay, so for the record, it looks like we had one April Fools' gag as a real story, which we can lay off on the SF Chronicle. It also looks like a couple of real stories were reported as jokes: the BBC's report of the flea circus wiped out by a cold snap was true, according to the BBC, at least, though if I were them, I wouldn't want to admit that made the news cut. Also, apparently the Adobe Blank OpenType Font is a real thing too, but you can't tell me that Adobe isn't just intentionally messing with us here.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Parking Mania.
Stories:	Ring that 'inspired Tolkien' goes on show. "Could have." Thanks brother19.
Images:	Don't Drink the Jarate. The 13 Biggest Tattoo Spelling Fails. Space Invaders chess. Unless you need to tell what the pieces are.
Media:	Christopher Walkenthrough: BioShock Infinite. NSFW. Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3. MLB Productions - Life Begins on Opening Day.