Well now I understand more completely why those of you who know better were so taken aback by my stupidity when I recently confessed to having caused a bathroom flood by absent-mindedly flushing a pair of chicken wings. After I cleared the clogged toilet, the other shoe dropped, so to speak, when the basement started flooding with, yes, sewage, as I managed to clog the sewer trap. And while this wasn't actually as horrible as it sounds, it was pretty damned awful. We got someone in to clear the clog, and I got to spend hours dealing with cleaning it up, which, again wasn't as horrible as it sounds, but still pretty damned awful. Needless to say, this serves as a lesson learned... to the extent that when the plumber warned against repeating my mistake I admitted at this point I was going to be wary of flushing toilet tissue.

Clogged Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Star Squadrons.
Links:	Unready for takeoff- The five worst PC game launches (that aren’t SimCity). Stressful jobs that pay badly.
Stories:	Michael Vick's book-signing tour axed after threats for dogfighting ring.
Science:	Physicists Discover a Whopping 13 New Solutions to Three-Body Problem. New wave of 'superbugs' poses dire threat, says chief medical officer. Growing New Teeth, With a Little Help From Mice. Thanks Slashdot.
Images:	Deus Ex: Human Revolution Logic.
Media:	SoundWorks Collection - Epic Trailer Music. Street Fighter VS Call of Duty Black Ops 2 - Combat Axe & Blade Montage.
The Funnies:	Brevity.
Follow-up:	SpaceX Minute-by-Minute Replay on Saving Dragon Spacecraft. Thanks Boing Boing. LucasFilm Cancels Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Delays Star Wars: Detours.