I mentioned id's penchant for releasing games around this time of year, and sure enough, today is the anniversary of DOOM's release in 1993, changing the course of many lives, including my own. I'll find a suitably DOOM-worthy way to celebrate, though in a perfect world this would involve a little deathmatch via dialup. I wonder if I can recall my modem string.

DOOMed Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Quantum Patrol. Smelly.
Links:	Eddie Murphy Tops Our List Of The Most Overpaid Actors In Hollywood.
Media:	Jurassic Prank!. Best friends. Thanks reddit. Spiral Drift - Red Bull Kluge. Inside One of Amazon's Busiest Warehouse Days.
The Funnies:	Dilbert.
Follow-up:	Driving dogs test out their skills on the track. Thanks Hoop.