That belly band dealie we got for the Gunnar-man really does look like it should do the trick, but it just seems a little too tight to leave on him for an extended period. If I can't find another nearby store to look for a larger one I'll find a way to get one online, as I am very eager to stop cleaning up urine puddles.

Marked Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Impale 2.
Stories:	Pediatric surgeon dies trying to save two kids from Lake Michigan.
Science:	Nasa's Curiosity rover successfully lands on Mars. Thanks brother19. Crawly, but not necessarily creepy- spiders invade Manhattan.
Images:	Whatcha drawing? Thanks reddit.
Media:	Trust Us With Your Life Season 1 Episode 7 with David Hasselhoff. Wacky dog walks like a human. Epic Win Pencil Sharpener.
The Funnies:	xkcd: Curiosity. Smartphone Cartoon - Savage Chickens.