Gunnar-man seems to be having some intestinal distress, as our Poodle has made four incredible messes in less than 24 hours. I'd euphemistically say he has the runs, but this has been quite stationary, as he has been leaving his prizes on the kitchen floor, and I don't have the heart to try and scold him for not asking to go out since he's obviously not feeling well. Actually, by all other appearances he's doing fine; he's a plucky dog, and besides the mess this doesn't seem to be bothering him at all. But I hope this clears up soon for both of our sakes, since he's going to end up dehydrating himself, and I am starting to feel like the guy in the old "what, and leave show business?" joke.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Zombees. Tobes Great Escape. Infestor.
Stories:	Dangerous fridge stopped by Richmond RCMP. Thanks dakslf. Rebels find album of Condoleezza Rice's photos in Gadhafi compound. Thanks brother19.
Science:	Alien Planet Made of Diamond Discovered. DeBeers to buy and hide it. Thanks DrEnter.
Media:	Shelf Life chapter one part 1 (machinima) and part 2 NSFW. Thanks reddit. Move Your Car - DJO. NSFW. Cat vs. Dog Showdown.
Follow-up:	National Zoo Animals React to the Earthquake. Thanks reddit. Honey Badger don't care.