The weirdest thing from my visit to Verizon yesterday for a new cell modem was that the seemingly knowledgeable sales associate there was talking about the official iPhone 5 announcement that I missed. No need to run to Google this, as you are correct that there has still been no such announcement, but he certainly was convinced. I thought it was odd that he would make such an error that might discourage people from buying a current iPhone, but then I realized from my own experience that I would never expect the word of a game store employee on future game release plans to be accurate, so I'm not sure why I was surprised that this would also be the reality at a cell phone kiosk.

R.I.P.: Paul Meier, father of the randomized trial. Thanks Ant.

Anticipatory Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Experimental Shooter. Heavily Armed.
Links:	Movie Actors and Their Real Life Characters.
Stories:	Police Chief Confirms Detaining Photographers Within Departmental Policy. Thanks Boing Boing. South Korea's Haeundae Beach is not for sun worshipers. Thanks Neatorama. Suicide by nail gun more common, less successful, than you might guess.
Media:	25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films NSFW. Thanks reddit. The Adventures of a Cardboard Box. 35 yrs. constructing San Francisco replica out of toothpicks.
The Funnies:	Dilbert.