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Serious Sam 3: BFE Origin Spoof

Fork Parker tweets a spoof press release from Devolver Digital saying they've scrapped plans for a digital distributions service called "Krundle" in what seems an obvious spoof on EA's Origin service. The announcement describes incentives like nachos an "undetonated cold war explosives," that were planned. "I think we could have revolutionized hot I make a sh*tload of money," said CFO Fork Parker. "But the reality is Steam is an amazing digital platform. That's where we want to distribute or top-tier titles like Serious Sam 3: BFE to generate the kind of revenue it takes to buy things like velvet-covered jet skis. Holy crap, did I just invent those?" Thanks nin via Kotaku.

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