Happy 7/11! As always, those with access to a participating 7-Eleven location can help them celebrate the occasion by picking up a free Slurpee. The forecast calls for it to hit 93 °F today in these parts, so I have a feeling a lot of locals will be availing themselves of this offer.

Slurpee Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	FiM: Story of the Blanks. Thanks Boing Boing. River Wars. Cuboy Quest 2.
Links:	The Official Random Chicken. Thanks reddit. How to Regrow the US Economy: Fire All the MBAs. Even Worse Superhero Redesigns. Thanks Neatorama. What It Was Like Working At Taco Bell In The '80s.
Images:	Bear Caught Napping with Fish. Fake Science - Determine Your Blood Type. Name Spacing FAIL.
Media:	Best 2 Second Video Ever. Marines and Physics. Dog Learns About Gravity.
The Funnies:	Foxtrot. Brevity.
Follow-up:	No Adam West Cameo In The Dark Knight Rises After All?