We've been having a lot of trouble this spring with our environmentally friendly manual lawn mower, which has taken to attempting to tear out grass in clumps, rather than sheer it. After spending a little time to try to figure out how to sharpen the blades, we finally gave up and got a new one. I only had a brief run with the new one after putting it together, but I am very pleased at its effectiveness, so hopefully we'll soon cease to have the neighborhood's Malcolm in the Middle lawn.

R.I.P.: Jeffrey Catherine Jones. Thanks TDW Geeks.

Mowed Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Battle for Wayland Keep. King of Sweden 2.
Link:	All Age Verification Tests Should Be Like This. Thanks TDW Geeks.
Stories:	Bono Thinks Those Atrocious Spider-Man Reviews Were Spot-on. Thanks TDW Geeks. Stay in school, get a new Camaro. Thanks brother19 via Jalopnik.
Images:	Eat Your Wheatley’s of the Day. Studies Have Shown… BREAK OUT. Including the rare Airedale pop and lock.
Media:	CGI Facial Animation. Thanks reddit. Cat gets trolled. The Most Useful Skill in Recorded History.