I'm pretty sure my warning about hiding your Scotch yesterday went unheeded by the amount of fun I had last night, and the amount of pain I'm in today. Oh well, no pain, no gain... or something like that.

R.I.P.: Sidney Lumet, 86, Director of Modern Film Classics, Dies.
R.I.P.: Software pioneer and ENIAC programmer Jean Bartik dies at 86. Thanks Ant.

Painful Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Goo Bob. Big Evil Robots. Pirates Conflict.
Links:	Sharks Taught to Hunt Alien Lionfish. Thanks Neatorama.
Story:	Family Dog Protects Missing 2-year-old Overnight.
Images:	Fake Science - Are All Snakes Venomous? Price FAIL. Extreme Sleeping, Part 2.
Media:	Animatronic Marshmallow Peep Show. Metal Gear Solid IRL Of The Day. Deer Protects Mother Goose and Her Nest.
Follow-up:	Brevity.