The Mets emerged from the weekend with a winning record, and the Knicks made the NBA playoffs for the first time since 2004. Yeah, sure... I know this is some sort of elaborate April Fools' Joke, I just need to figure out how you guys rigged this up.

Foolish Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Huje Way. Trollface Launch. Volcanic Apocalypse.
Story:	Amputee stops robbery in Middleton. Thanks Neatorama.
Science:	Jodrell Bank chosen as base for largest radio telescope. Hands-Free Faucets Found To Be Hindrance In Infection Control. Thanks TDW Geeks.
Images:	Tarantino’s Seven Films Immortalized in Art. It’s One Way To Keep Green. Losing Your Reception.
Media:	Leo Messi - Two goals in one shot. Gorilla in the Trunk of the Day. Riderless Motorcycle Continues After Crash.
Follow-up:	New Christchurch earthquake footage. Thanks Hoop.