I was up until all hours of last night because after applying an upgrade to Microsoft Security Essentials on my laptop and rebooting, Windows decided it was no longer authenticated. No matter how I worked the problem I could not come to a solution, but the guy I reached in India for Microsoft tech support gave me a number to call, but I need to try that today during business hours to straighten this out.

Authentic Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Rock Transporter 2. Adam and Eve. Cut and Shine.
Link:	Flowchart: Which Sidekick is Right For You?
Stories:	For Car Cassette Decks, Play Time Is Over. Thanks Neutronbeam. Super Bowl XLV Breaks Viewing Record, Averages 111 Million Viewers. Kern County cockfight injury leads to man's death.
Science:	NASA STEREO Images Entire Sun For First Time Ever. Construction Begins on 1,000-MPH Rocket Car. Thinking caps and superbrains. Guenter!
Images:	Careful, Your Priorities Are Showing. Black Eyed Peas Satisfaction FAIL. Optical Illusion Of The Day.
Media:	Hamster-Powered Walker. Stunning HDR chapel video looks like a photo-realistic PS3 game. Thanks sliv. German Shepherd REALLY Wants to Ride in the Car.
Auction:	Charity auction – autographed Sega Genesis-CD-32X bundle.
The Funnies:	Brevity. Nerf Now: Tragick.
Follow-up:	Universal flu vaccine tested on humans.