Ritual Programmer mark Dochtermann updated his .plan with the announcement that Jack "morbid" Mathews has joined Ritual. Just to be a party pooper, in the name of accuracy, the part about Michael Abrash and Bruce Naylor is an April Fools gag (though my understanding is that the part about Jack is not). Here's the update:

I would like to be the first person to "extend a wreath and hearty handshake" to Jack "Morbid" Mathews for joining the Ritual Tribe. Jack comes to us by way of 3DFX Interactive and is one of the creators of GameSpy.

Although he wasn't born until after Star Wars, he is a very talented 3D game programmer. His knowledge of 3D accelerators and distributed network gaming will be put to good use at Ritual, where he will be working alongside industry greats Michael "Optimize" Abrash and Bruce "BSP" Naylor.

Say hello and drop him an email at jack@ritual.com.