April Fools' day is a dangerous minefield when you run a news site. Like last year, I'll try to avoid fostering genuine confusion by not posting any gags among the news (though I guess I'll reserve the right, should something too tempting come along, and of course, if I fall for the joke myself, all bets are off). However, in the name of fun, like last year, I'll keep a running tally of the jokes I do come across today below this post. 3DRealms' Chris Johnson sent a more accurate version of the Splash quote that looks pretty damn verbatim (this is an all time favorite bit of mine): Hanks: "Where are you going Mister Fat Jack?" Fat Jack: "Back to the pier. It's only a couple of miles, I can swim it. I'll be back with the little boat." Hanks: "The LITTLE boat?!" Seen in Robert Love's .plan, yesterday was Christopher Walken's birthday: many happy returns Chris, you da man (okay, I know he's not reading). After reading that .plan I sit here trying to picture how different the Star Wars series would have turned out if Walken had gotten to play Han Solo. I'm having trouble conjuring the image.