The Team Fortress 2 Blog points out the Demoman still slightly trails the Soldier in the war over the final weapon in the upcoming Team Fortress 2 update. In sympathy, they have a new newspaper report, a report on the Demoman Update with details on a sword called the Eyelander (apparently there can be only one Demoman) and a shield called the Chargin' Tage, and a new comic that is 100% soldier-free.