They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky, The Addams Family. Their house is a museum, when people come to see 'em. They really are a scree-um, The Addams Family. Neat. Sweet. Petite. So get a witch's shawl on, a broomstick you can crawl on. We're gonna pay a call on The Addams Family.

R.I.P.: Vic Mizzy, composer of Addams Family theme song, has died. Thanks Mike Martinez.