It was on this day in 1977 that Elvis Presley allegedly died on the can in Graceland while being enlightened by a copy of Dianetics. Of course we all know from occasional fast food restaurant sightings that the king lives on at the ripe old age of 79.

Royal Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Max Damage. Defense Fleet.
Link:	The 6 Main Reasons Why Most Pro Athletes Go Broke. Thanks Neatorama.
Story:	Bollywood actor detained at Newark airport. Kaaaaahn! Thanks Digg.
Science:	Why cameras make us look fat (and other mysteries). Boeing Completes 1st Airborne Test Against Instrumented Target Missile. Thanks Slashdot. Gene Therapy Creates a New Fovea. Thanks Slashdot.
Images:	Wire Rack Grill.
Media:	INGLOURIOUS PLUMMERS. Thanks Digg. This is me. Mousemate.
Follow-up:	Fan mad about Archie engaging Veronica sells comic. Thanks Digg.
The Funnies:	FoxTrot.