A "Serious Tweet" writing contest for Serious Sam HD is underway, as Croteam, Devolver Digital, cdv Software Entertainment AG, and Majesco Entertainment (and probably others as well) offer the chance to supply one of the one-liners uttered by Sam "Serious" Stone in Serious Sam HD (can't they just rent Army of Darkness?). The announcement is accompanied by three new screenshots, and here's word on the contest:

So how does a budding video game writer enter a finely crafted line for a chance to hear it in Serious Sam HD? Gamers can log on to Twitter and send a brilliant tweet quip to @devolverdigital between July 15 and July 30. Croteam will choose the winning line and Devolver Digital will announce it to all followers of www.twitter.com/devolverdigital and www.twitter.com/majesco in early August.

"I never get any thanks for the wonderfully poetic and emotionally layered lines I write for Sam 'Serious' Stone," said an overworked and underpaid writer at Croteam "So guess what? Let someone else take a crack at it and see how hard it is. These witty remarks don't write themselves you know."

In addition to having the winning line appear in Serious Sam HD, the winner's name will be immortalized in the credits of the game and forever become a part of Serious Sam lore.