From:
Pintonite
Subject: Dear Blue's News Brothers
I know you're
real busy with your mission from God, but can you please update the
mailbag. Here's a good topic for it too.
"Boring
Ass Computer Games"
What's up with computer companies
right now. There isn't a single computergame coming out that makes me
want to say,"Hey I want that game!" What ever happened to
the days of Doom when everyone had to have the game. I'm so mad right
now about this whole situation that I'm about to go buy myself some
boots to shove up all those damn programmer's asses that can't make
a good game!
I've had my 450 mhz computer
for over a year now and games still run fine on it! WTF WTF WTF! I remember
back in the day with my 386 16mhz 2 meg ram machine. That thing could
barely run dos. I can even still remember playing X-wing's expansion
pack B-Wing and flying into a star destroyer, trying to destroy its
shield generators, every single time I played because I got 2 fps. That
game had innovation! That game actually made me want to go out and buy
a faster computer.
That's when I moved up to
a Pentium 120 with 32 megs of ram and a, you guessed it, 64 bit 2d video
CARDDDD!! Yeahh heh. I finally beat that star destroyer mission with
my new comp. Seeing how the fastest computer to date was a 133 I was
cruisin' but it wasn't before long when I noticed I needed an even faster
computer. The game that finally did it for me was Quake. what a game!
that game had innovation the whole way through. I went out and bought
the Pure3D and went to town on that game but I soon realized I needed
something faster and this is where I am at today.
Now it seems, though, that
I will never need a faster computer. I propose that all the smart programmers
in the industry, which means all dumb programmers are left out, need
to make an S-Class Benz of computer games. it needs to be something
so outrageously packed with polygons and witty design that people, which
can include woman, cream in their pants just hearing the word of the
game. I've got to go now. I'm about to have an Email lan party where
we send emails back and forth all night long consuming chips and soda.
It's a lot more entertaining then the games out right now.
Pintonite
I'm pretty sure this is
the first time I've heard someone complain that they haven't had to
upgrade their computer in over a year. :)