From:
Mr. Fix It
Subject: Andrew Smith can suck my boomstick
As you may have already
guessed, this E-mail is a response to the pile of bull shit Andrew
Smith sent in last week. Andrew Smith is a complete idiot!! Hey
Andrew, if you have to put "I have no evidence to prove this,
but it's true, and anyone who denies it is wrong." after everything
you say, then what your saying is most likely false or an opinion.
Keep your god damned misinformation to your dumbfuck self!
For the record:
1. I play violent computer
games, which I know for a _FACT_ have not made me violent.
2. I watch violent films,
which I know for a _FACT_ have not made me violent.
3. I have access to information
about making bombs, which I know for a _FACT_ has not made me want
to blow things up. I already wanted to blow things up before I had
access to that crap.
4. I am in high school
where I have not killed any of my classmates because I play violent
video games and watch violent movies. (or for any other reason,
for that mater.)
Some people may think
that these _FACTS_ make me biased. Perhaps I am, but that doesn't
make that Andrew Smith any smarter. People like him make me want
to kill someone :-). But seriously, they drive me insane! Those
irritating right-wing religious crackpots, moronic Republicans,
and other idiots are always pushing shit like this at us. If you
are a member of one of the aforementioned groups and you disagree
with me, suck my boomstick!!!!
I'm sick and tired of
flipping on the ol' boob toob and hearing video games, TV, and movies
getting blamed for things like the tradgedy in Littleton. Jesus
Christ people!!! I know this has been said before, but it was an
excellent point: THE MEDIA IS NOT HERE TO BABYSIT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
If you look at all of these absolutely horrible tradgedies, you
will most likely see that the parents of killers either raised there
kids in a terrible environment or they were hardly ever around.
How the hell does a kid make multiple bombs without his parents
noticing? His parents not paying any attention to anything he does,
that's how!!! Parents are here to police their kids before they
are able to police themselves. They sure make sure that their son
or daughter understands that violence hurts and that what happens
in most movies and video games isn't real. More and more of these
tragedies will occur until the parents of America start doing their
job: to raise there children up sane and with a healthy sense of
reality. Man stuff like this pisses me off. Well, back to my homework
. . .
-Mr. Fix It
P.S. Feel free to edit
the swearing in my letter. I really want my feelings on this heard.
Thanks.