From:
theAntiELVIS
Subject: The little number at the bottom is obviously....
....how late Daikatana is.
In minutes.
OR
The current length of Romero's
hair. In centimeters.
OR
The amount of money the
site made today from advertising. In Yen.
OR
Size of Hilary Clinton's
cervix when fully dilated. In feet.
OR
The number of tries it takes
to hit someone with the Railgun at 56k
OR
The number of Ion Storm
designers it takes to screw in a light bulb. If you want to include
Tom Hall, multiply by three.
OR
The number of times Blue
has written the word "Sorry" in OOTB
OR
The number of times Levelord
has belched since birth
OR
The next winning "Power
Ball" number
OR
The precise RGB value for
the color of loon's shorts (jeez man, change those things)
OR
The reading on the odometer
of the Bluemobile
OR
The size of Disruptor's
pecker in microns (which is still pretty impressive)
OR
Bill Gate's net profit for
today
OR
The number of letters I've
written that didn't make it into the Mailbag
He jokes, but it really
could be that many letters. :)