The New Vore Times was born to the happy parents of Frag and master, aka Fragmaster. The visiting grandparents (Sujoy and Roy of Sujoy's Quake Pages) were happy to pass on the torch of quake humor.

For many months, NVT delighted visitors with entertaining stories and interviews. NVT had the chance to interview many quake celebrities such as the infamous DoomGuy. She offered her services to the quake community by posting classifieds for poor quakers, as well as by reporting first hand news that was too "hot" for Blue. NVT scooped Blue on many occasions, and won acclaim for her coverage of secret agent Bob.

NVT did more than report news, she loved singing songs such as Q-S-P-Y. She also gave Horoscopes, wrote piercing editorials, and loved making jokes.

Sadly, NVT was pronounced dead on April 20, 1997, at the young young age of three months. Her lover, Juilet (John Romero's sibling), was seen crying with the sad couple of Frags and master. The cause of death is unknown, but Frags reportedly said she was "..killed by llama jokes". A crack pot (literally) team of scientists found a way to put NVT into cryogenic suspension, and are working on a way to revive her. She may respawn real soon now, but quakers everywhere mourn the loss of her funnybunny wit.

On April 25, 1997, most quakers were celebrating the religous holiday of m3- a four day observance where one must drink as much free beer, abstain from sleep, and play as much quake as possible. On that sad day, Frags and master (blasphemously direguarding the ceremony) announced that they would close down the NVT grave forever, and go on to work on better and bigger things. It's Dead, Dammit.

please, visit her grave, or send flowers to her parents.