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Win a Box of Crap from loony's
Apartment!
Well we
had plenty of entries, but in the end, it came down to three winners...
Congrats
to Brian Niblack, our grand prize winner!
Brian
will be getting both Blue's News T-shirts, along with an
enormous pile of randomly selected junk from my uber-pile (see
below).
But wait
- there are still two more winners:
Congrats
to Thomas Melinsky* and Kurt Wasserman!
These
two gentlemen win a Blue's News T-shirt and a smaller (but still
quite large) box of junk!
Thanks
to everyone that entered! And hey - if you haven't yet, swing
by Game-Skins and pick up a Blue's News T-shirt of your own
(the proceeds of which funded this contest).
*Note
for Thomas Melinsky - please contact us with your T-shirt size.
Official
looking tiny print™: Approximate value of t-shirts: $18.95
each. We have no idea how much the other stuff is worth - if we
did, do you really think we would be giving it away? All software/games
are full, boxed, retail copies. For legal purposes, no beta, alpha,
gold or other pre-release versions are being included. Sorry, but
them's the breaks. All hardware is presented as/is, and is not guaranteed
to do anything but look strange on a shelf with your textbooks.
Drivers and documentation may or may not be included with hardware.
We're not kidding when we say we have no idea what the included
cables are for...your guess is as good as ours, if not better. Stupid
facts: The average adult has between 40 and 50 billion fat cells.
Number of soldiers discharged from the U.S. military for obesity
during the 1990: 41,799. In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank
and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Blocks separating
Lewinsky's apartment from Bill Clinton's Harlem office:
135. Number of monsters in the "ultra violence" mode of
id Software's DOOM: 2,367. In Florida, women may be fined for falling
asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. Want more? There
are hidden stupid facts in the HTML source code on the news page.
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