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Test Your Game Knowledge
June 22 July 5, 1999

Think you know your stuff? Let's see if you can get these three questions.

Question #1: There have been several games to do so over the years, but what was the first FPS game to ship with a playable female character? And what was the first id engine game to do so?

Question #2: References to the now infamous Dopefish have appeared in seven games over the years. Name them.

(NOTE: the only accepted answers will be games that SHIPPED with the reference in them. Patches and references that didn't make it into the game do NOT count)

Question #3: What was the first product developed by Monolith that was played from a first person perspective, and who published it?

Update 7/5/99: As there have been no right answers in the three weeks we've been running this contest, we're going to give two games away to the winner. Remember: you must get all three questions right in order to win. Send your answers to contest@bluesnews.com, and good frikkin' luck, dude.

Official looking tiny printTM: No purchase necessary, void anywhere we think clashes with our sense of style. And you know we got the funk, baby. Oh yeah. Employees, relatives, and general hangers-on of id Software (and its licensees), 3D Realms, and Monolith are not elligible. You got a problem with that? Yeah, well right back at you ugly. Oh, so that's the way you want to play it, huh? Well fine. Let's go outside. Yeah, right here, right now. Come on...what's the matter? Scared? Huh? Hey! She is not! Oh, you really know how to tick off a guy, don't you. That's it! I ain't taking any more of your crap. I'm grabbing my tiddly winks and going home. You can just sit here and think about what you've done. Maybe i'll come back, maybe I won't. See if I ever let you play with my toys again. Oh, and now you expect me to entertain you with my whimsical facts? Jeez...don't you have anything better to do? I see. Hmm. Well, I guess if - no but - oh. That does make sense. I'm sorry. With some surgery - oh. I got it. Well, I guess I can give you some facts...heck, it's the least I can do. Actually, the least I can do would be absolutely nothing, huh? Well, I'll do you one better. I'll give you some useless facts: In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. Frank Lloyd Wright`s son invented Lincoln Logs. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. Back in the mid to late 80`s, an IBM compatible computer wasn`t considered one hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft`s Flight Simulator. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Don't look suprised or anything...you know it's true. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. A snail can sleep for 3 years. I'll happily take that challenge. If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the U.S. $5 bill. More prosecutors were involved in the OJ Simpson trial than were at the Nuremberg war crimes hearing. The most popular gaming system of all time is the Nintendo GameBoy, which has sold over 100 million systems since its introduction in 1989. Since September, the GameBoy Color has sold 2 million units. Pokemon currently outsells every PlayStation title in existence. JFK's murder wasn't considered a federal crime. In 1963, it fell under local jurisdiction. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. A polar bear`s skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. These are compiled by Jason "loonyboi" Bergman, who quite obviously has way too much time on his hands. Now go home already!