Hmm, no early update on Saturday. Blue must have candy hangover ...

My mellified man was a huge success again.

Wow....those parents are unfit and should be arrested...and you should be ashamed...really, cannibalism is kinda wrong

i was running low on candy so i asked the last batch of em to please only take one so that everyone could get some. then i apologized.

then the oldest of them sullenly said, 'pssh. fine.' and the youngest grabbed two handfuls and ran back to his parents.

so i screamed out, 'hey you little fucking shit! i said only take one!'

the parents looked at the disobedient child and told him to give the candy back or they would chop off his hands and feet. the child remained defiant so i ran to the kitchen and grabbed a butcher knife only to find that his parents were backing over him in their pinto.

then the damned thing exploded and took out everybody. i put the butcher knife to good use and had plenty of BBQ to pass out to the next trick or treaters!

HAPPY HOLLOWEEN YOU BRATS! GET OFF MY LAWN!

BluesNews.com's costume is a bunch of rabid wabbits!

Trick or treat!

Treat - but only if it is an alcoholic bev.