including a distance learning (something which even MIT, Princeton and everyone else is now offering) Ph.D.
In all fairness, you've had it far longer than anyone respectable has done it, and you utterly refuse to tell us where you got the phd, much less what your thesis was on.
Yet you flaunt it wildly.
Of course everyone mocks it. Until you prove that it came from a properly accredited school everyone will absolutely mock it.
Also, Princeton does not offer distance degrees. MIT offers them only through SDM, and requires a minimum of one month and six weeks on campus. SDM only offers MS degrees. They have not been well received by employers.http://theworldisyourcampus.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/princeton-resists-pressure-to-offer-online-courses/