Saw this and laughed my ass off...
(KP International) Celebrity endorsements are playing a bigger and bigger role in American politics, and now the Kazakhstani reporter Borat has given his support to a candidate in the upcoming election.
When asked by Reuters, "Who do you favour for President in the United States?," Borat replied in an email: "I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orangutan shoot 17 school childrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas [sic] to be Premier."
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