Your need to come to a gaming website and troll the message boards with how gamers should all get a life and go outside speaks miles of your maturity Zeph. You think you're the only guy on this board who has lots of friends? Who's married? Who has tons of money? You think we all live in mommy's basement playing WoW all day long? If so you're a bigger moron than Jack Thompson.
I didn't need to grope girls in crowded places to know what they feel like. I just talked to them like a human being and they seemed to respond well enough, but if groping works for you, hey, whatever.