What a bunch of assfuckers. The CE has now officially ... blah blah blah blahdeblah blah
Dear sweet merciful crap! What the fuck
won't people cry about these days?? Yes -- you paid $10 for a "piece of shit Big Daddy plastic dildo".
You bought a $10 plastic dildo you can be assured they are
not going to be giving away for free. You can still take it to the playground and taunt the other children with it, so what the fuck is the problem with that??
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It may be that one day a young man will adore a Pinata.
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.