I actually prefer texting to talking while driving, but I have a qwerty keyboard on my phone so I rarely look the the screen while texting.
Well then I hope for the sake of the rest of us that you crash into a telephone pole and lose the use of both thumbs as well as your reproductive organs.
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It may be that one day a young man will adore a Pinata.
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.