Does anyone know how multiplayer will work?
Yeah I do, man. Basically you and some other dude both sit in front of either your own screens or you both stare at the same screen. Now you both need to put a really retarded expression on your face with your mouth open. Good. This is really important. The retarded expression on your faces I mean. Or the whole multiplayer feel and tension will be lost, y'know? OK. And now you just both need to push some buttons, drink stupid amounts of coke (not diet coke... you want to get really FAT after all), munch away at foods that have really insane amounts of FAT or SUGAR or better yet BOTH and if you're really hardc0re ya also gotta smoke a FAT one in between matches. The latter has the nice side effect of helping with the retarded expression on your faces that is quite important for proper multiplayer as we have already established above. Well, that's it. To really master the arts of multiplayer you need to practice some cool insults to throw at your buddy. Like "Dude, your mom tastes like dead fish between her legs!" - If you consider all of the above, then you will be a master of the first degree at multiplayer real soon. Good luck, dude!
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