130 dollar "bent you over" edition
hey, it comes with a spartan helmet. no really, it's a spartan helmet from the future! it's what spartacus would wear, and that means the master chief is just like *BANG*
"Glad we killed that one... these fuckers are everywhere."
"What are they? It's so twisted, and grotesque."
"The most horrible, and sometimes elusive creature to crawl out from society's underbelly... they're Halo fans."