Plus you're handling your dick, dude.
Which is actually a good argument for also washing your hands BEFORE you pee.
Guy notices another guy leaving the men's room without a trip to the sink, and says, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after we pee."
Other guy responds, "That's funny, at Yale they teach us not to pee on our hands!"
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