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Had a fine old time with my pals last night, as we accomplished the trifecta of eating, drinking, and making merry. I guess I didn't have too good a time, though, as the hangover I had picked out for this morning was never delivered (not that you'll hear me complaining).

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Re: whimsical
Dec 19, 2006, 23:24
Enahs
 
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Re: whimsical Dec 19, 2006, 23:24
Dec 19, 2006, 23:24
 Enahs
 
I gave those as xmas gifts a few years ago for the family. And they're cheap, too...you can get a nice one for $20-$30...

No house should be without one. Hopefully, you'll never need it, but the one time you do, it'll be there.


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Re: No subject
Dec 19, 2006, 22:57
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Dec 19, 2006, 22:57
 Enahs
 
I mean if I was your shrink I'd either write a movie or hand myself

You never seen Twelve Monkeys?


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Re: whimsical
Dec 19, 2006, 22:41
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Re: whimsical Dec 19, 2006, 22:41
Dec 19, 2006, 22:41
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If you tards do not have a fire extinguisher in your car (and house), get one!

I gave those as xmas gifts a few years ago for the family. And they're cheap, too...you can get a nice one for $20-$30...

No house should be without one. Hopefully, you'll never need it, but the one time you do, it'll be there.



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Re: No subject
Dec 19, 2006, 22:35
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Re: No subject Dec 19, 2006, 22:35
Dec 19, 2006, 22:35
 
Enahs are you one of those people that after Doctors See they automatically retire. Kinda like Bob's previous Shrink in 'What About Bob?'

I mean if I was your shrink I'd either write a movie or hand myself

*note to self: send Enahs that 3 year old Fruit Cake in the basement, and no not Creston either*



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Re: whimsical
Dec 19, 2006, 22:00
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Re: whimsical Dec 19, 2006, 22:00
Dec 19, 2006, 22:00
 Enahs
 
So Enahs, did your new car get stolen or start itself on fire yet? No? (Dammit.) Oops I meant Merry Christmas right back at ya. Punk.

Nope. Runs great. Averaging ~32 mpg. I love it, and I hate you.

A few weeks ago though, I did see somebody getting onto the highway with their car on fire. Flames where shooting out the side of their engine compartment from the passenger side wheel well. They had no clue. People where honking at them and such.

It was either a 2006 or 2007 Scion.

If you tards do not have a fire extinguisher in your car (and house), get one!

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Dec 19, 2006, 20:46
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Dec 19, 2006, 20:46
 
So Enahs, did your new car get stolen or start itself on fire yet? No? (Dammit.) Oops I meant Merry Christmas right back at ya. Punk.
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Dec 19, 2006, 20:06
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Dec 19, 2006, 20:06
 Enahs
 
Throw in some ethnic and racial slurs and I think you'll have us all covered!

Tardness and hate transcends all ethnic and racial boundaries.
You are a tard, who I hate so very very much!


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Dec 19, 2006, 19:08
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Dec 19, 2006, 19:08
 

Geez, Enahs, you just about offended everybody in one fell swoop! Throw in some ethnic and racial slurs and I think you'll have us all covered!

Merry Christmas too, ya F***tard!
(and I say that with love.)


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Re: No subject
Dec 19, 2006, 18:40
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Dec 19, 2006, 18:40
 Enahs
 
I hope you get your knee fixed up.

It is!
It is probably stronger now then anybody else's here! However due to all the damage and scars and surgeries its stamina/endurance while is still probably greater then everybody else's here, it is far inferior to the actual strength I got it back too.

In case you tards did not understand that, I am saying I am in better shape then any of you here. Which is pretty easy when 80%+ of your income is coming from you suckers paying your taxes so I can go to school. Thanks again suckers! (which means I have ample time to exercise since I do not have to work a full time job...hah hah...suckers!)

And yes finals are over for me, and I only got a few more noobs to tutor for a final Thursday!


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Dec 19, 2006, 17:30
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Dec 19, 2006, 17:30
 
Merry Christmas and happy new year to all of you tards.
And if you get offended, too F'in bad! I do not believe Jesus was the son of god either, but Merry F'in Christmas anyway!

You, too. And everyone else here (including Blue). I hope you get your knee fixed up. Winters must be proverbial hells for you.

But we can't do anything without the ACLU fuggin' it up.

Yeah, I especially like how 3/4 of that passage was just the disclaimer. Now I'd just like to see black, red, orange, yellow, and pink (you never know) toilet paper to counter the white kind that is always sold in stores. Between the recent threat of lawsuit by a rabbi toward the Sea-Tac Airport and other frivolous niceties, saying Merry Christmas is akin to potentially tripping a mine.

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Dec 19, 2006, 17:25
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Re: No subject Dec 19, 2006, 17:25
Dec 19, 2006, 17:25
 
People just need self control and common sense.

But that's the fun of being drunk! You're trying to take all of the alcohol fun out of my 12-pack and the fifth of whiskey.


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Dec 19, 2006, 17:09
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Re: No subject Dec 19, 2006, 17:09
Dec 19, 2006, 17:09
 
I saw my knee doctor today. Just a check up, everything is great! sweet!
Bad news is, he is retiring. Which sucks for me because not only is he really damn good, and nice, he has not charged me for a check-up visit in years!
Well at least that makes sense - I hate when doctors move their primary clinic and they don't tell you until it is too late and you can't locate them - or they go "out of network". Lost two great doctors like that.

Oh well, finally found another good one, so hopefully this one won't change clinics (and go out of my program). So hard to find good help these days.....

oh, but cheers on your knee you cocksucker!

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Re: No subject
Dec 19, 2006, 16:50
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Dec 19, 2006, 16:50
 Enahs
 
I saw my knee doctor today. Just a check up, everything is great! sweet!

Bad news is, he is retiring. Which sucks for me because not only is he really damn good, and nice, he has not charged me for a check-up visit in years!

Damn him for retiring and wanting to spend time with his family! Selfish asshole!


Merry Christmas and happy new year to all of you tards.
And if you get offended, too F'in bad! I do not believe Jesus was the son of god either, but Merry F'in Christmas anyway!

All you tards giving warnings about offending, or apologizing, etc. F'em. Merry Christmas to all, especially the jews!


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Dec 19, 2006, 15:21
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Oh, I realize it was done in jest! No worries about my taking offense, because there was none taken. In fact, I thought it was hilarious.

"It's funny, 'cause it's true!"

EDIT: Should have mentioned, though, this was the first time I had seen it - no e-mails I've received had that text.

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Dec 19, 2006, 15:12
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Dec 19, 2006, 15:12
 
ctually, I remember my mother telling me of a time when a Christian would say "Merry Christmas" to one of Jewish faith, then would take it in kind and respond with, genuinely and simply, "thank you". Similar would be the case if the roles were reversed, with the latter saying "Happy Chanukkah"(sp?) instead.

Yup.

But we can't do anything without the ACLU fuggin' it up.
It was done in jest - as it is a chain I am sure many of you already have in your e-mails, I just think it is funny (because of it's ties to the truth).

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Dec 19, 2006, 14:55
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Dec 19, 2006, 14:55
 
Hey Bats, I think everything following and including the statement beginning with "Not to imply..." might be just a bit extraneous and makes the greeting lose effectiveness.

Though, to be honest, I find it sad but amusing that a greeting of that sort would include a disclaimer and limited warranty. How much is the cost and coverage of an extended warranty of, say, 5 years? Hehe.

As mall-employees and the like would say: Happy Holidays!

Actually, I remember my mother telling me of a time when a Christian would say "Merry Christmas" to one of Jewish faith, then would take it in kind and respond with, genuinely and simply, "thank you". Similar would be the case if the roles were reversed, with the latter saying "Happy Chanukkah"(sp?) instead.

I think a friend of mine had put it best when he said "You don't have a right not to be offended.", though I'm sure I've heard it elsewhere...

All right then... er, happy Chrismakwansamheinukah....

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Dec 19, 2006, 14:34
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Dec 19, 2006, 14:34
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For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


No no, you gotta mix Jesus and God in there...then it's Republican.

Pot stirred.

edit: As in "God told ME to tell you to celebrate Jesus' birthday and call it "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."



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Dec 19, 2006, 14:18
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Dec 19, 2006, 14:18
 
For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.& nbsp; Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

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For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

hehehehe

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Dec 19, 2006, 11:53
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self control and common sense.

Two things many humans seem to lack these days, on an also seemingly perpetual basis.

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Dec 19, 2006, 11:48
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Can't we just summarize that alcohol consumption, in moderation, isn't all that bad?

Yeh, like the whole red wine thing being good for you and such.

Personally I don't really drink. It's not because I'm against it I just can't stand the taste of alcohol. Over the course of an entire year I might have 3 or 4 drinks just to be sociable (some recent years I've been completely dry).

People just need self control and common sense.


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