No, really; when you play a game, a substance (noted for reference as Substance D) is continually fed via the controller (mouse, gamepad, or what have you) through the finger tips and directly into the blood stream. From there it travels to the brain where it induces a state of euphoria. This state of heightened pleasure is interpreted by the brain as a necessary state of life, so, like other *real* drugs, the brain sends the recipients mind and body a strong, irresistible desire to play as many games as possible and to neglect requirements such as food, family, work, and regular bathing.
Games are a serious problem and I hereby petition the US Government to spearhead an assault on their origin; the only way to win this battle is to attack the source of the problem. Evil has a face and it looks suspiciously like Sid Meier.
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"Oh how awful. Did he at least die peacefully? To shreds you say. Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say."
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