EA Gets Unreal [Aug 19, 2006, 3:10 pm ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
Epic and EA
Announce Unreal Engine 3 Adopted for Select Next-Gen Titles (thanks Frans)
is the press release revealing just what its title says, and little more,
stating: "Epic Games and Electronic Arts Inc. today announced that they have
entered into a license agreement for EA to adopt the Unreal Engine 3 for use in
several next-generation titles that are currently under development."
Next-generation is, of course, a euphemism for consoles, but nothing more about
what this involves is revealed, so the only remaining fun is to check out Mark
Rein kissing EA's ass: "We're obviously thrilled to license Unreal Engine 3 to
EA, the world leader in our industry. They have extremely talented development
teams, and we're excited to see how they apply our technology to their high
profile game projects."
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May I offer a tip? When you craft intricate, point-by- point refutations of your archenemy's last post, you come off as a total and complete WEENER, no matter how elegant your prose, brilliant your logic, acerbic your putdowns, dramatic your evidence or justified your position. No! One! Cares! LEAST of all your spazdance partner.
We onlookers just chuckle and gawk, watching you fighting like ants in a jar, all mad because someone shook you up.
May I offer a tip? When you craft intricate, point-by- point refutations of your archenemy's last post, you come off as a total and complete WEENER, no matter how elegant your prose, brilliant your logic, acerbic your putdowns, dramatic your evidence or justified your position. No! One! Cares! LEAST of all your spazdance partner.
We onlookers just chuckle and gawk, watching you fighting like ants in a jar, all mad because someone shook you up.
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