As sad as it is, people are lining up for 2142 already like good little consumers. I just... don't... get it.
But dude, come on! Can you
really blame them? I mean, the "2142 will have fewer bugs than BF2" Announcement was one of the biggest Announcement Events in all of gaming for
at least the past year. Maybe longer.
I can scarcely recall an announcement having a greater impact on the legions of BF fans than that one must have. "Fewer bugs". Just imagine.
Man, that was a great day in Announcements.. Lots of pre-announcement warm-up time with an Announcement Announcement, and then they dropped
that bad mammajamma of an Announcement! Just BLAMM!! "Fewer bugs mothafuckas!! Take
that franchises that dare to innovate!!!"
No one Announces better than these guys, so I can't really blame the BF fanboys for lining up to get 2142 like sheep in a Scotch monastery.. after all -- cock in the ass is all they know.
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It may be that one day a young man will adore a Pinata.
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.