I heard ET:QW will not let you play until you submit a urine sample so that the evil marketers can determine our diet and which brands should have special ET:QW editions.
Actually, you've gotten it wrong, it was a
sperm sample. The players with the best stats will have their sperm [or eggs] used to help create a superior human race for future military personnel...DoD's funding the project. Hey...they need good pilots for the Predators...good hand-eye coordination.
*Riley grabs his balls, shudders, and tries to find somewhere to hide them as he reads this post*
This comment was edited on Jun 21, 06:50.