As you are playing, you can click on little bubbles, and it will explain something about the game in that area, BUT although you can't be hurt, YOU ALSO CAN'T HEAR WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BECAUSE THE GAME DOESN'T PAUSE IT JUST KEEPS GOING. So as someone is telling you something along the plot line or a story, you have gabe or some other idiot explaining why alyx's tits shine.
Go to audio options, turn on captioning. Presto! While commentary nodes play, you get a subtitle caption detailing what they are saying.
Nice and easy.
This comment was edited on Jun 3, 08:59.