Baseball is sooooooo boring. The season is absurdly long. Hockey is getting that way too. Almost the end of April and the friggin playoffs still haven't started.
They should all take a page from the NFL and keep it short and sweet and intense.
"That's how I roll."
- Angry Biker
"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert