Out of the Blue

Wow... the spring demo season is clearly upon us... there are a couple more already available this morning, and a couple more still in the works for today. Yowza!

Demo Links! Thanks Mike Martinez and Ant.
Play: Orbox B.
The Second Line.
Stories: Study fails to show healing power of prayer. Odd wording.
Science!: Nanotech Now Tiny Technology All Around You.
Turf Warrior.
Images: Literal Magazines.
Media: 35 Face Balls in 32 seconds. Thanks MoE ^ZuLu^.
Follow-up: Bird flu expected to hit West Coast by summer.
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April Fools?
Apr 1, 2006, 14:27
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April Fools? Apr 1, 2006, 14:27
Apr 1, 2006, 14:27
 

I know it's a Saturday and all, but where's the fun, cool BluesNews April Fool's edition we all know and love?


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You should always go to people's funerals. Otherwise, when you die, they won't go to yours.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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Stern really is an ass....
Apr 1, 2006, 11:11
34.
Stern really is an ass.... Apr 1, 2006, 11:11
Apr 1, 2006, 11:11
 
From this morning's paper:

Howard Stern is angry more fans haven't followed him to satellite radio.

"We hit the 4 million mark. And I'm angry. It should be 20 million."

"It's insulting to me that everyone hasn't come with me. I take it personally."

What an egotistical ass. Like that many folks really would pay to listen to that drivel....

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain

Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley
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Re: 35 Face balls in 32 seconds.
Apr 1, 2006, 06:52
33.
Re: 35 Face balls in 32 seconds. Apr 1, 2006, 06:52
Apr 1, 2006, 06:52
 
I propose the sale and use of these "balls" to be banned to all under 21's. Balls will also be banned from all troops serving abroad, Uncle Sam needs all his troops fit and healthy and free of danger. Ball awareness groups need to be set up within the military to educate the people in countries where balls were heavily used in the correct handling and disposal of the balls, though it may be more safer to get them to call an explosive ordinance disposal team to safely destroy the weapons. As a side note, many of the balls in Iraq were imported under Saddam's rule, logically this was to suppress the Iraqi people.

Any 'death sports' involving playing with these weapons need to be suppressed immediately. Media broadcasting such death sports need to be heavily fined; else they could have a deadly effect on children. It has been statistically proven that children who play sports involving balls have a much higher risk of injury compared to those who do not, so this is perfectly justified.


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Gather 'round children and i'll tell you a tale,
Of chipper the ripper the chipmunk from hell
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Re: Bird Flu
Apr 1, 2006, 06:28
32.
Re: Bird Flu Apr 1, 2006, 06:28
Apr 1, 2006, 06:28
 
You forgot the Superman movie too, (which just by the teaser with Brando's voice over just screams 'Gotta See Me!).

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Bird Flu
Apr 1, 2006, 03:09
31.
Bird Flu Apr 1, 2006, 03:09
Apr 1, 2006, 03:09
 
Bird flu expected to hit West Coast by summer.

Ha! good!
maybe it'll cross with HIV and the Hanta virus!
economic collapse!
chaos and hysteria!
riots in the streets!
mass executions!
Some Excitement This Summer!!!

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35 Face balls in 32 seconds.
Apr 1, 2006, 03:04
30.
35 Face balls in 32 seconds. Apr 1, 2006, 03:04
Apr 1, 2006, 03:04
 
It seems clear to me that people who use balls are more likely to get injured than other, non-ballers. Balls should be banned for the safety of the children of the United States.
Also, it seems that ball-playing induces violent behaviour, I think it's only appropriate that all victims of violence should be compensated by the ball companies, since it's obviously the ball games that introduces violence into our childrens lives.
Playing with balls is downright unamerican, and I for one, will keep an eye on unpatriotic ball-violence propagators and urge you to do the same.
Won't somebody please think of the children?

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Re: mo media
Apr 1, 2006, 01:35
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Re: mo media Apr 1, 2006, 01:35
Apr 1, 2006, 01:35
 
Many thanks to all
I really am rethinking the name thing to Tauren_Shammy, cause well.... I don't like Elfs (damn rogues are everywhere!).

Plus I think I am getting a little Seinfeld with numbers. cause I was born on 3/31/75, now being 31 on the 31st, plus if you take 3 + 3 + 1=7, and 3+3-1=5.

*screams and call Ms Cleo*

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Re: mo media
Apr 1, 2006, 00:43
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Re: mo media Apr 1, 2006, 00:43
Apr 1, 2006, 00:43
 
Shouldn't you be listing... you know... links in packs of four or something...?

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Blue's StarForce Filter Greasemonkey script:
http://camaro76.web.aplus.net/starforce_filter.user.js
Blue's Punk Buster (Troll-B-Gone) Greasemonkey script:
http://camaro76.web.aplus.net/punkbuster.user.js
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BOOBIES Filter Greasemonkey script:
http://camaro76.web.aplus.net/BOOBIES_filter.user.js
Punk Buster (Ignore Trolls) Greasemonkey script:
http://camaro76.web.aplus.net/punkbuster.user.js
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mo media
Mar 31, 2006, 23:23
27.
mo media Mar 31, 2006, 23:23
Mar 31, 2006, 23:23
 
Bear vs Bear with something extra
http://planetvids.com/html/Grizzly-Bear-Fight.html

Bear vs Cougar. sorta. musta been a young or semi-tame bear.
http://planetvids.com/templates/view.php?go=item&n=1657

Cool fox
http://planetvids.com/html/Close-Up-Fox-Encounter.html

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YADHTRIB YPPAH
Mar 31, 2006, 20:21
26.
YADHTRIB YPPAH Mar 31, 2006, 20:21
Mar 31, 2006, 20:21
 
"Your younger than you'll be tomorrow,
Your older than you were yesterday...
We hope your Mother's guilty if you came out of her uterus,
Happy Happy Happy Birthday"

AND The MP3 to accompany it
http://media.putfile.com/Happy-Birthday7554

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"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 17:24
25.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 17:24
Mar 31, 2006, 17:24
 
Hey, happy birthday, Half Elf!!

Seems like only yesterday he was a little Quarter Elf running around the place shooting at all the food, and now look at him!


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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.
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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 16:45
24.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 16:45
Mar 31, 2006, 16:45
 
Happy birthday dude I'd have a drink in your honour but I did my week's alcohol allowance all in one go last night so now am enjoying The Big Lebowski!

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Dig six feet, find three bodies. But dig twelve feet, you find forty.
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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 16:33
Enahs
 
23.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 16:33
Mar 31, 2006, 16:33
 Enahs
 
Happy birthday! May you not die today, other wise your birthday would suck.


Behold…this land. And we shall call it [pause] this land. Maybe we should call it your grave!. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! -Wash
http://www.frappr.com/bluesnewsmembers

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 16:26
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Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 16:26
Mar 31, 2006, 16:26
 
Happy birthday!
Beauty is truth; truth beauty - that is all ye need to know on earth...except TCP/IP.
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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 16:22
21.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 16:22
Mar 31, 2006, 16:22
 
Happy birthday, Half Elf!

Dan =0)

You can help me save the Earth from a terrible experience... yes, the whole Earth.
Self-plug: http://www.dankupka.com
Self-plug #2: http://blog.myspace.com/dankupkamusic
Shameless self-plug(s): http://drdk.bandcamp.com - also on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, Amazon, etc.
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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 15:40
20.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 15:40
Mar 31, 2006, 15:40
 
Happy birthday Half Elf! May your ears be pointy... or, er... whatever.

...and not sag!

hehehe - sick.

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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 15:38
nin
19.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 15:38
Mar 31, 2006, 15:38
nin
 
Happy birthday Half Elf! May your ears be pointy... or, er... whatever.

...and not sag!




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Re: Cliff notes for geeks!
Mar 31, 2006, 15:36
18.
Re: Cliff notes for geeks! Mar 31, 2006, 15:36
Mar 31, 2006, 15:36
 
Happy birthday Half Elf! May your ears be pointy... or, er... whatever.

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birthdays...
Mar 31, 2006, 15:29
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birthdays... Mar 31, 2006, 15:29
Mar 31, 2006, 15:29
 
mmmmmm beer.

Hay, mine is coming.
On the famous "Hello World" day.

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LOL - NOT odd wording!
Mar 31, 2006, 15:23
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LOL - NOT odd wording! Mar 31, 2006, 15:23
Mar 31, 2006, 15:23
 
it would be too risky to say 'Study finds that prayer does not affect healing' - this way it's just that the study didn't FIND it.


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