Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Noah: Somebody call?Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Noah: Who is that?
Lord: It's: The Lord,
Noah: Riiight! ... Where are ya? What you want? I've been good.
Lord: I want you to build an Ark.
Noah: Riiight! ... Whats an Ark?
Lord: Get some wood an' build it. 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Riiight! ... Whats a cubit?
Lord: Lets see a cubit... I used to know what a cubit was.. Well don't worry about that Noah. When you get that done, go out into the world and collect all of the animals in the world by twos - male and female - and put them into the ark.
Noah: Riiight! ... Who is this really?
What's going on? How come you want me to do all these weird things?
Lord: I'm going to destory the world.
Noah: Riiight! ... Am I on Candid Camera? How you gonna do it?
Lord: I'm gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown 'em right out!
Noah: Riiight! ... Listen to this, you'll save water: let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights, and wait for the sewers back up..
GW: Tashen Boke [R/Me]; Rosti The Ninja [Mo/R]; Gort Grimley [W/Ne]
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.