Dungeon Lords Patch

A new Dungeon Lords patch is now available updating any prior English edition of Heuristic Parks' RPG to version 1.4. The download is available on 3D Gamers and Worthplaying.
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Re: Fact:
Feb 9, 2006, 00:40
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Re: Fact: Feb 9, 2006, 00:40
Feb 9, 2006, 00:40
 
Dude, that's dark. What does he do when someone plays Big Rigs? I say vaporizes an entire civilization somewhere. For anyone who doesn't know the game I'm referring to, go check out GameSpot's review for another good laugh.

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Fact:
Feb 9, 2006, 00:14
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Fact: Feb 9, 2006, 00:14
Feb 9, 2006, 00:14
 
Everytime someone plays Dungeon Lords, god kills a kitten.

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Re: Speechless
Feb 8, 2006, 23:49
Prez
 
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Re: Speechless Feb 8, 2006, 23:49
Feb 8, 2006, 23:49
 Prez
 
That was amazingly entertaining. I'd like to thank you guys for giving me a good laugh. While I'm at it, I'd like to thank Dreamcatcher for publishing such a deplorable piece of digital dung so we could focus our anger at it, and finally, I'd like to thank Al Gore for inventing the internet so crazy sumbitches like us could get together and make each other laugh.

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Speechless
Feb 8, 2006, 23:42
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Speechless Feb 8, 2006, 23:42
Feb 8, 2006, 23:42
 
*standing ovation*

Bravo!

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Re: Whatever
Feb 8, 2006, 23:11
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Re: Whatever Feb 8, 2006, 23:11
Feb 8, 2006, 23:11
 
Wow, it's THAT bad? I didn't know, but I'll admit I've been curious. Time to go find some reviews.


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Re: Whatever
Feb 8, 2006, 21:44
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Re: Whatever Feb 8, 2006, 21:44
Feb 8, 2006, 21:44
 
Best. Thread. Ever.

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Whatever
Feb 8, 2006, 20:11
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Whatever Feb 8, 2006, 20:11
Feb 8, 2006, 20:11
 
It was still funny as hell. Cheese. hehe.

Why do these guys still bother patching this piece of shit? I mean, just to make the game playable they'd need to rewrite the entire engine and redo all the graphics. That's quite a bit more than you can do in a patch.

Declare bankruptcy, change your name so nobody knows it's you fuckers, then do a new game. And TRY to at least make it something decent.

I'd be fucking embarrased to even leave the house if I worked on this...

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Is this the...
Feb 8, 2006, 16:21
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Is this the... Feb 8, 2006, 16:21
Feb 8, 2006, 16:21
 
Didn't the "Is this the patch.." line originate from the *old* Voodoo Extreme site, or am I wrong in remembering that?

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Re: Hey
Feb 8, 2006, 16:15
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Re: Hey Feb 8, 2006, 16:15
Feb 8, 2006, 16:15
 
Heheheh. Ahhhhhh. I know that everyone else will think this is a joke, but I believe you.

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Hey
Feb 8, 2006, 16:04
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Hey Feb 8, 2006, 16:04
Feb 8, 2006, 16:04
 
this is a terrific game i friggin loves it, man its the holy grail, whatdoya mean hordes of creatures attack you? lol there no creatures in this game just bunnie rabbits killer bunny rabbits. Ahhh this gets my GOTY vote for sure.

Way to Go JVC for destroying your good name.

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 15:08
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 15:08
Feb 8, 2006, 15:08
 
Unfortunately 1.4 is NOT the patch that makes the game fun. I tried it. Immediately swarmed by spawned rats in Fargrove. Officially deleted from my HD. CYA

PS. Dreamcatcher sux

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 15:01
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 15:01
Feb 8, 2006, 15:01
 
OMFG!! I almost choked reading this thread. aldo, that was priceless.

Game developers are just human beings who happen to make games for a living. If you want to hold us up to higher standards of conduct, then go ahead
...but don't be surprised if we don't uphold them
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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 14:56
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 14:56
Feb 8, 2006, 14:56
 
lol, hilarious.

It's that bad eh? Glad I gave it a pass.

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 13:48
beaves
 
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 13:48
Feb 8, 2006, 13:48
 beaves
 
COMPLETE?!?!

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 13:33
cia
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 13:33
Feb 8, 2006, 13:33
cia
 
FUN?!?!

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 13:03
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 13:03
Feb 8, 2006, 13:03
 
GAME...

(If you can call it one)

Get your games from GOG DAMMIT!
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Re: No subject
Feb 8, 2006, 12:58
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Re: No subject Feb 8, 2006, 12:58
Feb 8, 2006, 12:58
 
CHEESE?!

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No subject
Feb 8, 2006, 12:56
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No subject Feb 8, 2006, 12:56
Feb 8, 2006, 12:56
 
CHEESE......

No, wait.

Shit.

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 12:44
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 12:44
Feb 8, 2006, 12:44
 
THE...

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Re: All together now...
Feb 8, 2006, 12:32
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Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 12:32
Feb 8, 2006, 12:32
 
MAKES..

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