I do not know how you actual parents manage it as a full-time situation, I honestly don't.
Trust us, Blue, there are times we don't either.
On the plus side, our son, who turns 3 in a couple weeks, has started sleeping through the night about 6 nights a week! Whatever internal mechanism was causing him to wake up every night (and usually more than once) has apparently shut down for the most part (knock on wood).
Jeremy, I am so ready to take it to the next level.
Really?
Yeah. Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?
Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley