lol... seriously. i mean, just read it in like the most white-boy voice you possibly can and it's hilarious.
Ah in the Tim Westwood style. God i hate that prick. Fucking private education, thinks he's cool, 6ft 5" or something lanky streek of piss white guy who can never ever ever be black. He's a guy i hope someone assassinates. The world doesnt need his DNA in the gene pool.
On a related note, i think i'm going to leave this game alone like a chlamydia infested woman. The graphics look bad, the controls look crap (considering it's a console game too) and it should just all round fail because otherwise people might start making sequels to this game.