Enahs is giving sex advice?


If it involves lopping off your right nut, I wouldn't bother...

Sorry, Enahs!

Oh geeze, don't encourage him like that!

• Like drinking a proper cup of tea, keep the pinky extended to the sky.
  
  • When in the missionary position play paddy-cake with your hands.
    
    • After having an orgasm proceed to do a celebratory dance as if you just scored the winning touchdown in the last 2 seconds of the super bowl…do not forget the break dancing!
      
      • Immediately before pleasing a woman orally make sure to chew some extra extra hot cinnamon gum for about 30 seconds.
        
        • When in the ‘doggy style’ position make a comment about how her booty looks a little larger than usual.
          
          • Right before getting’ it on’ with a woman ‘work it’ some so you are already right at the point of ejaculation…that way you do not last very long. Women have more important things to do like put stuff in little boxes.
            
            • Women find nothing sexier than a man in his undies rubbing meat gravy all over him self. Next time you are having dinner and your food has gravy, immediately proceed to strip and rub your self with gravy while pouting your lips and blowing kisses her way.
              
              • Never change your pattern/rhythm be it orally or intercoursely (look, I invented a new word)..women love the same exact thing over and over and over…they absolutely love predictability!
              
              
              
              
              
              
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              This comment was edited on Dec 21, 12:45.
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